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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the narcoleptic hair stylist? He dyed in his sleep."

"How do you calculate the length of rosemary? Sprigonometry"

"Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards? Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat."

"What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper"

"I'm so good at making Chinese food, I can do it with my eyes closed."

"What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student? A pizza can feed a family."

"Gonna invent a drink called Expresso that's just a cup of bees so people will stop asking for espresso incorrectly."

"I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays When people go to ask me ""hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"" I'll be like ""nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"""

"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"