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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper"
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"Girl, if your beauty was represented in stocks, I'd invest everything... Because you're at an all-time low. (Use it to seal the deal on Valentine's Day)"
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"*wears shoulder pads for the angel and devil on my shoulders *pimps their ride"