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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"
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"Testicles are like grandparents. You don't really pay them too much attention, but you miss them when they're gone."
"Did you know that your body is made 70% of water? And now I'm thirsty."
"A baptist priest with a huge boner walks into a bar The bartender says ""what can i get you?"" ""anything 12 years old that goes down nicely"", says the priest."
"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."
"What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull"
"What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Ugly."
"I wonder if John McCain plays with plastic Army men and pretends he's President at home."
"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"
"I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now."