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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Crimean run across the Street? Because he was Russian"
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"How can you tell if a fat chick is pregnant? You can't."
"What do you call a plane on a secret mission? In disguise."
"I tried to be domestic & cook. Microwave is on fire. A waffle maker, 3 pans, a toaster & my neighbors cat in the trash. Making soup is HARD!"
"How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun? Lukewarm."
"What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market? He was un-feta-ed of his cheese."
"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."
"A fish lies on the ground outside of his tank, dead. The two remaining fish in the tank talk to each other: ""What happened?!"" ""I don't really know... He just yelled 'EVOLUTION!' and jumped out."""
"What do you call a Mexican fist-fighting with a pedophile? Alien vs. Predator"
"A lady says to the psychiatrist, ""I think I might be a nymphomaniac."" He says, ""I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour."" She says, ""How much for all night?"""