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Joke of the Day

"Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards? Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat."

"What is Tony Romo's favorite lottery game? Pick Six"

"What do numbers look like when they get divorced? 96"

"I approach sex and parking the same way Get close enough to the end while still being able to safely pull out."

"What do you call a deaf dog? It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway."

"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"

"If I learned anything from Forest Gump it's that people who love to run are retarded."

"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."

"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."

"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. &#8734;"