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"So all them black Harry Potter wizards just sat there and let slavery happen?"
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"An Olympic gymnast walked into a bar... She didnt get a medal..."
"After kissing a girl in back of the gym for several hours I said, ""You know, this isn't working out."""
"Unintentionally Offensive Word Nerd Pickup Line Do you feel stupid? 'Cause your ass a nine. Like, asinine? ...I'll show myself out"
"How do you milk a sheep and make a profit? Remove the audio jack"
"An Asian man goes to the eye doctor The eye doctor says, ""Sir, you have a cataract"". And the Asian man says, ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental""."
"[puts scarf on snowman] Girl: to keep u warm Snowman: I am made of snow. G: omg you're alive! S: ok but lets get past that. are you stupid"
">Get text. Is Letterman. >Pet tricks and chill?"
"A neutron walks into a bar. If you dont know how the rest goes im sorry you dont deserve to be on the internet."
"Do you want to hear a Knock Knock joke? Okay, you start it."