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Joke of the Day
"So all them black Harry Potter wizards just sat there and let slavery happen?"
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"""You should leave your wife..."" The secret note I leave on my husband's windshield every morning..."
"What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !"
"How do you get out of Sunday school? You tell your mom you're Sikh."
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"My wife said she wanted her birthday gift to go from 0-200 in less than ten seconds... ...so I bought her a bathroom scale."
"[me holding a door] PRETTY GIRL: [over her shoulder] thanks. ME: sorry, i'm married, but in time you'll get over me."
"I got sacked from a job for smiling too much... I said, ""If I can't smile on the job, get yourself another undertaker."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ? Ankara went off the cliff !"
"Why cant a nose be 12 inches long? Cause then it would be a foot."