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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between telling a good joke and sex? Dunno. I'm pretty shit at both."

"One of the benefits of being a hermit You're always the best-dressed man in the room."

"What do a cannibal's dinner and a christmas treat have in common? They're both a pan o' Tony."

"Bloody FedEx... I've been waiting all day for my punchline"

"My Jewish friend invited me to go to his camp. Fuck that."

"Spider dick Today I read that spiders like dark, damp, untouched places. Today I realized my dick is a spider."

"What is the best way to break a shield apart? Seth Rollins with a chair"

"What do you call a house that changes every month? A Werehouse."

"Yeah sex is great, but have you ever rubbed your eyes for a really long time? O. M. G."

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