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Joke of the Day

"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend. Budum tits."

"Apparently in yoga when the instructor says, 'next we go into our downward dog,' it is frowned upon to make the 'bowchickabowow' sound."

"What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date? A sunken chest with no booty."

"I wrote a song about tortillas. Actually, it's more of a rap."

"Who called it freeze dried pork and not 6 degrees Kelvin Bacon?"

"What did the the physiatrist say to the electron You have a lot of negative energy built up"

"People making jokes about communism are all sharing laughs"

"Why did Europe start the first World War? They did't like being sans-Ferdinand."

"What the hell is almond milk? Almonds don't have titties"