54383

Joke of the Day

"My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted ."

"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."

"When God eats mushrooms He has delusions of regular."

"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."

"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."

"Pretty messed up that you can never tell if you give a raccoon a black eye. Been punching this raccoon for over an hour."

"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"

"Some guy was reported to have gone crazy in a public bathroom. I guess you could say he lost his shit."

"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"

"People with epilepsy see the opportunity And they seize in it."