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Joke of the Day

"Some guy was reported to have gone crazy in a public bathroom. I guess you could say he lost his shit."

"Last night at an Indian diner the server walks up to me and asks ""Curry Ok Sir?"" I said ""Alright, just one song and then you can fuck off""."

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online."

"Assorted nuts... ...was the name of the insane asylum."

"Heard the one about the wealthy lesbian prostitute? She makes money hand over fist"

"Why do the Marines call it Parris island? Because they like to play with each other's oui oui."

"If I say I'm going to meet my maker, it's just me having lunch with my parents."

"I've got a dick like a baby 8lbs 3oz"

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? bunny farts"

"I love my girlfriend, but... My wife hates her!"