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Joke of the Day

"Some guy was reported to have gone crazy in a public bathroom. I guess you could say he lost his shit."

"You may be able to drive but do you Avocado"

"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."

"I'd love to give the man who invented Incognito mode a cookie. Sadly it was erased."

"From Neil Gaiman's ""Sandman"" A woman is crying on the street: ""HELP! I've been reaped!"" ""You mean raped?"" asked a man. ""No! he used a scythe!"""

"2 guys walk into a bar. chef"

"Why don't you undress in front of Pokemon? Because they might Pikachu!"

"Tree: Bark Dog: {leaves}"

"Why did Mozart kill his chickens? Because they were always saying, ""Bach, Bach, Bach, Bach"""

"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, just like my grandfather.... ... Not screaming in terror like his passengers."