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Joke of the Day
"Trump is supporting the minorities The minority of scientists that disbelieve global warming."
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"When someone asks you to give an example of an idiom Just tell them you can't recall any from the top of your head."
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"I had sex with a girl and she kept shouting another guys name Who the fuck is rape?"
"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."
"Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work? A: In case they have to draw blood."
"How many dogs does it take to change a tampon? 26"
"If Russia invades Turkey from the rear.. Would Greece help?"
"Don't judge someone because they sin differently than you."
"Trying to impress a girl who loves jokes about dead hookers. Give me ur best."