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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."

"A man walks into a bar. He then says ""ouch."""

"Where does He-Man keep his towel? BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it."

"My keyboard squeaks and so does my mouse."

"If you don't send the person you're stalking a nude photo of yourself, then you're not taking that relationship serious enough!"

"What is Sacha Baron Cohen's favorite ion? Borate."

"Steven Avery Did you see all the buzz on tv about the Wisconsin criminal that is working the system to manipulate the public for a second chance? Steven Avery no, Scott Walker!"

"why aren't there any good jokes about the dark side? i dunno but there's a darth of them"

"What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky? A full set of teeth."

"How do you make an Amish woman happy? Three Men-A-Night"