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Joke of the Day
"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."
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"Who wants to hear an awesome knock knock joke? Okay, you start."
"We've run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops."
"ER: Ma'am, are you allergic to any medications? Me: I'm not answering your silly questions until you give me the wifi password."
"A baby boy was born without eyelids. After the circumcision, the doctors used the foreskin to make eyelids. Now he's cockeyed."
"A statistician walks up to a girl in the bar Guy: You're the most average girl out here. Girl: Hey, you're mean! Guy: No, you are."
"My grandma thinks of me as a rock star... Always having me sign her tits. Takes forever."
"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"
"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."
"As the joker said, if you are good at something why do it for free..."