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Joke of the Day
"What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website? HTMelt"
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"What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter? Hot Cross Bunnies!"
"Typical Liberal media: the Chilean miners have had 69 PAID days off work with their mates & now they're ""heroes"". #GetBackToWork"
"REV. SHARPTON Calling Al Sharpton a reverend is like calling Jeffrey Dahmer a chef"
"What do most women hate to hear while having sex? Honey, I'm home!"
"*tries to wave goodbye to the genie without spilling my 3 giant milkshakes*"
"Everybody always says say ""No!"" to drugs, but I'm thinking that if you're talking to drugs, it's too late"
"the numa numa man just bougt a $70million house and im here at the library trying to photocopy a fruit roll up"
"What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime? Econoclasts."
"My To Do List: 1. Buy a flat screen TV. 2. Hang it on a wall. 3. Put a tub of boiling water under the TV 4. Watch ""The Ring"" and see tht bitch fall when she crawls outta my TV."