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Joke of the Day

"The One-Step Guide To Be A Hipster 1. Don't follow this guide."

"Why can black people jump so high Because their knee grows."

"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."

"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"

"Happy Passive Aggressive day! Don't worry, I didn't want you to get me anything anyway. No, it's fine. Don't worry about it."

"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"

"You know you are getting old when you have to scroll down, scroll down, and scroll down some more, to select the year you were born."

"How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room? She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling."

"Jesus loves you. These are beautiful words to hear in a church, and absolutely horrifying ones to hear in a Mexican prison."

"I signed up today for a college American Fiction Literature class, apparently it was a really popular class. It was LIT AF"