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Joke of the Day
"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"
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"Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?"
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."
"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."
"What is the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular thermometer? The taste."
"What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car? A rental car can drive anywhere."
"I have a weird quirk when watching Star Wars I wait for when someone is going to yell, ""R2!"" and yell out ""Am not!"""
"Cool name for god = ""head writer of The Weather Channel"""
"Why do people get divorced in the holiday season? Because they Marry Christmas!"
"Why the long face? ""A horse walks into the bar and the bartender comes over and says, 'Why the long face?'"" - Not my original for sure, but always makes me smirk."