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Joke of the Day

"Why can black people jump so high Because their knee grows."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot"

"If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well."

"[at interview] Her: In three words or less, tell me why we should hire you. Me: I'm good with numbers."

"If you rape a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting"

"When I was little, I didn't give a fuck about what to wear. My parents dressed me up. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it seems they didn't give a fuck either."

"I have a ""One dollar, one inch"" rule with the ladies: you give me a dollar, you get an inch. You give me three dollars, you get it all."

"I dropped my phone when my friend accidently bumped my arm. It didn't break but for a moment I saw her whole life flash in front of my eyes."

"Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car? Because she's a woman."