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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"
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"What goes dot dot dash squeak ? Mouse code !"
"SOME DUDE IN A LAB IS WORKING ON BRINGING THE PTERODACTYL BACK TO LIFE SO ENJOY THOSE EVENING STROLLS WHILE YOU CAN!"
"I have my entire Valentine's day planned with my toaster! Okay, so first, we're going to take a bath."
"What I say: ""Does anyone need anything from the store?"" What I mean: ""I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."""
"""Did you just fall?"" ""No. I attacked the floor."" ""Backwards?"" ""I'm freaking talented!"""
"Remember that AMA guy whose mother slept with him because he had broken his arms? She was adding incest to injury."
"You're McDonalds; I'm Burger King I'm doing it my way, and you're lovin' it."
"Him: Get on my level. Me: You're a gamer? Him: .... Me: .... Him: You need to get out more. Me: *mumbles* Your face needs to get out more."
"When you're in a Google Drev with the KKK So today I was working in groups with the KKK :^) http://imgur.com/mNG0RMi"