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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you ever see Michael Jordan at Wimbledon? Only whites allowed"
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"Nice guys finish last And they generally warn you just before they do."
"In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing."
"What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons? They both cantaloupe."
"Do you remember that barbeque you had? The one where I had my meat all up on your grill?!?!?!"
"How do you circumcise a whale? You need four skin divers"
"My noisy upstairs neighbour reminds me of that person I killed next week."
"I saw a fat guy with a ""M.O.B."" tattoo on his arm. I asked ""money over b*tches?"" He said ""No, McDonalds over Burger King."
"What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother? Poohnanni"
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered."