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Joke of the Day

"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."

"Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden."

"What does a clock do when it's still hungry? It goes back for seconds!"

"The U.K. has no money Sorry for poor English"

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."

"What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge"

"What do you call a black pilot ? A pilot , you racist dumbass..."

"My Uncle is either a good taxidermist or a bad vet."

"So i picked up this girl the other night... And she was all like ""Put me down!!!"""

"How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan"