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Joke of the Day
"This homeless guy asked me for money, I was like ""I don't think so, not with that ugly voice"""
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"You're going to look great at your prom. If you're thin and spent 3 grand on a dress. Otherwise you'll look like a dumpy Russian hooker."
"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"
"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."
"The president says 60% of Americans don't know math -- 60%. So what if 60% don't know math? What about the 85% that do know math?"
"My purse is deeper than some people."
"Jared Fogle Of Subway Started and Ended His Career The Same Way. Trying to get into smaller pants."
"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."
"What do you call a chinese food truck? A Wok in the Park"
"Baa! ""My name is--"" Moo! ""My name is--"" Neigh! ""My name is *chickenchicken* Slim Shady."" -Eminem at a farm."