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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"
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"I bet if I were a MAN Apple wouldn't tell me my password ideas are weak."
"I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen but now I have cold feet"
"Hey, want to hear a rape joke? No? Too bad."
"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."
"I love to challah at Jewish chicks."
"You think you're hardcore? Watch THIS! *Drinks vodka straight from the potato*"
"What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? A tyre (attire)"
"When Jedi characters get divorced Do they call it deforced?"
"What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss? Old folk doing the conga."