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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than getting a penis drawn on your face? Knowing it was traced"

"I'm never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."

"Did you hear about the new Vietnamese cookbook? It's called ""101 ways to wok your dog"""

"What do you call an ape that's both extremely frugal and fearful? A cheap pansy"

"Trump and Pence are so homophobic ... ... they couldn't get a mandate. HAHAHA! A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years."

"The drone on Mars ran over a feline organism. That's right - Curiosity killed the cat"

"a fun way to save money this christmas season is to change your name and move away"

"I was practicing moves on a stripper pole, when all of a sudden I heard a loud ringing. Then 3 firemen fell from the sky and crushed me."

"Hello?.... Steph? Man: Can I get Steph Curry's number? Operator: 1-800-war-rior Man: I tried that, but it didn't ring"

"What did the statue say to the other statue? Hey, S-tat-ue?"