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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when you hold a Jewish girl under the covers and fart? A dutch oven..."

"[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler. DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it."

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"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? It's erotic if you use a feather, but it's kinky if you use the whole chicken!"

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal? Because 7 8 9 A."

"most ppl write it like ""haha"", but if i were to write my laugh phonetically it would be ""boop boop boopityboopleboop"" i laugh weird boopboop"

"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"

"I had a weird dream I was eating a hairy lollipop. Woke up this morning and my wifes head was covered in slobber."

"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."

"Don't you hate it when you're peeing and someone starts talking to you? It's like, keep your mouth open or it all goes to waste."