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Joke of the Day

"My purse is deeper than some people."

"parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won"

"What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !"

"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-cokey But I turned myself around and that's what it's all about."

"Every time I'm around my mother in law, I wonder who is running hell in her absence."

"Hmmm, why don't we try reincarnation. Here, take this razor blade and I'll leave you alone for a few moments... -me as a therapist"

"Never make fun of a fat girl with a lisp, she's probably thick and tired of it."

"I'm capable of having female friends. We can totally snuggle naked and I won't try anything funny."

"A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine ...with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""