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Joke of the Day

"Why was the harvester pleaded guilty? Cause he's a cereal killer."

"Why couldn't the hipster get off? He'd only masturbate before it was hard!"

"Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food."

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."

"what version of Windows does Jesus use? XP"

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."

"Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive."

"How did the blind carpenter regain his eyesight? He picked up his hammer and saw."

"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."

"Did you try turning your relationship off and then back on again?"