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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a legless nun? Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke."

"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"

"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"

"My girlfriend accidentally shoved a pair of glasses up my ass... Now my hindsight is 20/20"

"My favorite thing at the Chinese buffet is the chicken balls But man, those must have been awfully big chickens!"

"What do you call a man with a kilt over his head ? Scott !"

"Ever since I started working out every day, I can really see a difference in how accomplished I am as a liar."

"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."