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Joke of the Day

"So we've all heard the ""7, 8, 9 joke"" before.... Well then why was 2 sad? Because it went 1-3! (I'm sorry)"

"Grandma got bussy.... I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? ""Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo"

"What do a gas pump nozzle and a penis have in common? No matter how much you shake them, they still leak a little bit when you try and put them away."

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"Why did Bill Gates name his company ""MicroSoft"" It is believed ""MicroSoft"" is a brief description of his penis ;-)"

"My Donald J. Trump doll finally arrived. It was manufactured in China, then shipped to Russia for special handling."

"It's amazing with all of the bars in Boston that AT&T; only has one."

"What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave? Mind if I Slytherin?"

"What's a metaphor? Winning the game tournament!"