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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"
Next Joke
"I heard that there were a couple of jokes in the Bible, so I went to look for one myself... I found one in Genesis, but it wasn't that funny; it was the oldest joke in the book."
"Baby sharks can hunt for food as soon as they are born and my children cannot find their underwear drawer."
"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."
"What do you call Abby who lives in the city? Downtown Abby"
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick."
"ME: hi handsome, is this seat taken? BUS DRIVER: yes, but you could literally sit anywhere else"
"If you prefer a particular brand of bottled water, you should be sent away to a special camp."
"""haha yeah totally"" - me to cab drivers"
"Every boy band song should have a part where they realize they're singing about the same girl & get mad at each other."