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Joke of the Day

"Rihanna and Chris Brown recorded a duet together......i think its a cover of Britney's, ""Hit me baby one more time"""

"I love kids...But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!? I don't let people touch my new iPhone"

"""27 Hilarious Ways You Know Journalism Is Dead"" - Journalism"

"Since the presidential race has literally a dick measuring contest... who would win the election if the election is decided by dick measurements? Hillary Clinton of course!"

"I went to a sandwich shop, but they screwed up my order Oh wait, I've got the wrong sub."

"Not picking up the phone is some of the most fun you can have with a phone."

"What did the Hungarian say to the annoying kid? ""You're nothing budapest!"""

"Last night my wife said that our bed had seen better days. She's right. When she stopped at her mum's last week, I had a threesome in it on Monday and Tuesday."

"The penis mightier than the sword. haha penis."

"You're really limiting yourself if you think sexual harassment is the only way to make your coworkers uncomfortable"