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Joke of the Day

"Sitting here eating blueberries wondering if my brain is improving Doubt it..... took too long to spell doubt"

"I went to the supermarket dressed as a classical composer... Somebody asked me what I was Chopin for."

"I never make mistakes... I thought I did once; but I was wrong."

"Why is Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."

"Two guys walk into a bar... You figure the second one would have ducked"

"What's a duck's favorite drug ? Quack"

"What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose? One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny"

"A Japanese man observes his son scratching his knee. He comments, ""Itchy knee, son?"" The son replies, ""I already know how to count, Dad!"""

"I got a joke MySpace"

"Water evaporates, condenses, precipitates, and evaporates again. It's a viscous cycle."