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Joke of the Day

"Your garbage disposal eats better than most of the world."

"The first rule of kite club is you do not talk about Benjamin Franklin."

"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"

"Heard a good joke from a cam model. Which country has the hottest cam bodies? NSFW A. Cambodia. Then she slapped her ass and started masturbating."

"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."

"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""

"What has only one arm and can't swim? An excavator."

"How much for the mirror? Ma'am that's the cover of Vogue"

"It's amazing how eating such a small amount of dog food can cause such a large amount of concern from the people at the pet store."