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Joke of the Day
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift? I'll never part with this!"
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"How does Samsung know its most loyal customers? They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)"
"BDSM browsing reddit... Just a dom looking for a sub."
"Kind of a pick up line? I wrote you a song but it's only one verse... But it's only because you're my UNIVERSE ...lol..."
"look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat"
"We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime."
"A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry."
"""Cu Later!"" - a guy who wants some Copper, but not right now."
"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"
"What did the elephant say to the naked guy? Pretty impressive, but can it pick up peanuts?"