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Joke of the Day

"Trees are allergic to bees.. ..when bees get too close, [they break out in hives.] (/spoiler) Original joke! Edit: Grammar"

"What does the world of politics have in common with my toilet? They're both clogged with shit."

"Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone? Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill? One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment."

"Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team? A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts."

"Did you hear what the Kathmandu? He Baghdad so he could Bangkok"

"Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""

"How do you drown a hipster? IN THE MAINSTREAM! Hahahaahhaahhaahha"

"Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat? A: When you are a mouse!"