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Joke of the Day

"A little Arab boy Anything that makes people who aren't white Americans embarrassed or angry, is racist."

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"new password. I was trying to come up with a new password for one of my sites, jokingly I typed in 'mypenis'. Message came back, 'sorry not long enough;"
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