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Joke of the Day

"2 blondes fell into a hole The first one said ""*Its dark in here,isn't it?*"" The second one said""*I don't know,I cant see.*"""

"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."

"There's no problem you can't solve with a great night of dancing. Except for a broken foot. Then you should see a doctor."

"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."

"A psychic midget broke out of prison The official police report warned of a small medium at large."

"When I die I want my body donated to science, but more specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"Why do Scottish men have long skinny dicks? Because they're tight fisted wankers."

"Child: ""Mama, I'm tired of running in circles..."" Mom: ""Shut up, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor!"""

"I am a recovering addict... I was addicted to the hokey pokey... But I turned myself around."

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"