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Joke of the Day
"My Level of Maturity Changes Depending On Who I'm With"
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"My ex-girlfriend told me nothing shocks her anymore so I switched her digital scale from Lbs to Kg."
"""It's summer! Yay! No more school shootings!"" American children."
"Remember how much you used to like this song?- Car ads."
"Today I found out that nobody living in my town is allowed to be buried in it. It might be because they're alive"
"""sin"" asked ""cos"" what should they do tonight ""tan"" or ""cot""?"
"Dyslexic devil worshipper Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who soul his sold to santa?"
"How to celebrate 4/20 Guide your newborn son into becoming an evil dictator and slaughter most of the Jewish population."
"What does the MacBook have in common with Donald Trump? I would tell you.... But I don't compare apples to oranges."
"If you were working at Hewlett Packard and you sprinted out of the building... ...would you die because you ran out of HP?"