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Joke of the Day
"My friend is afraid of fruit. So I told him to grow a pear."
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"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."
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"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."
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