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Joke of the Day
"What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!"
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"It's so rude when someone's phone goes off in class. Some of us are trying to sleep."
"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""
"Joke What is a bed's motto"
"How do you get two elephants into a refrigerator? You put the female in first, and the male will walk in and close the door. (As told by my Materials Science professor)"
"What's the difference between Marmalade & Jam You can't Marmalade you cock up a chicks Ass"
"Trump won the presidency and 1... 2... POOF! The Mexicans were gone without a tres"
"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."
"""Cool, I love candles. What's with the knives? Wait, stop. Please stop!"" - pumpkin"