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Joke of the Day

"It must be really expensive to be in a lesbian relationship, they eat out all the time."

"<--- Tips cup back and lightly taps the bottom. Fifty pieces of ice fall out on face."

"How many Jews can fit in a car? 2 In the front, 2 in the back, and six million in the ash tray! *Drops mic* *Gets shot*"

"Why shouldn't you take rimjob jokes seriously? Because they're all tongue in cheek."

"Missing South Africa In Toronto I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car that read: ""I miss South Africa."" So I broke the window, took the radio and left a note that read: ""I hope this helps."""

"I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction"

"Been married so long it's almost like a first date. Husband is always wondering if he's even gonna make it to 1st base."

"They say that murder rates go down with more employment, so I bet if we gave everybody jobs murdering people, they'd be really bad at it."

"I really can't believe the price some women pay for sunglasses. I'm starting to think it'd be cheaper to get the kitchen window tinted."

"What do you get when you convince a gorilla to have sex with a pig? Fired from the zoo, apparently."