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Joke of the Day
"Why don't big trains have little trains? They pull out on time."
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"Alexa, tell me a dirty joke The patron tells the waiter ""this coffee tastes like mud"". The waiter replies ""yes sir, it is fresh ground""."
"My dad says I'm lazy, but he's wrong. I like work. I could watch it for hours."
"Somehow women make a new friend every week while guys just know the same six people their entire lives."
"A new movie based on the game Tetris is about to drop... ..so you better start lining up. (two for the price of one!)"
"So I took my car into the mechanic and he said I blew a seal. I said, ""well yeah, but how did you know? And what does that have to do with my car?"""
"The universe implodes.... No matter."
"What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand? A community centre"
"What do porn viewers and Donald Trump have in common? They ctrl+alt+delete the history thru don't want anyone to find"
"Beer: When are you coming home. Me: Right away honey. See. Marriage works. Just choose the right wife."