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Joke of the Day
"Somewhere between murder and suicide There's Merseyside"
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"Honestly, everyone can get fucked... So what if I don't know what 'apocalypse' means? It's not the end of the world!"
"Everybody hates Crocs but the company is worth over $2 billion. Somebody is lying."
"What's the tallest building in [insert your town/city here] The Library, it has the most stories......"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur. Licktalottapuss."
"Doctor, reading chart: ""Says here you're improving!"" Doctor: ""...Oops."" *slowly turns chart rightside up*"
"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."
"Do you know how to avoid click bait? Obviously not..."
"I got a job installing elevators It's some next level shit"
"Does anyone want a vacuum cleaner? Mine's just gathering dust."