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Joke of the Day

"What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!"

"It sucks that bowtie pasta is the only edible formal wear my grocery store carries."

"How do you spell relief? F-A-R-T"

"""I see your bet and raise you all my hair since 6th grade. Oh and this pen."" ""Sir that's not- ""You got a problem with pens?"""

"Becky on FB is ""too blessed to be stressed"" so I told her that I slept with her boyfriend."

"Plot twist: dogs act scared of vacuums to avoid housework."

"Would u watch a movie about a teenage boy who screams ""I wish I was dead,"" but God hears ""Deb,"" so he turns into his 50-yr old neighbor Deb?"

"What's a fish's favourite band? Stickelback!"

"Each cigarette you smoke takes six minutes off your life. A friend of mine was such a heavy smoker he actually went back in time."

"I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens."