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Joke of the Day
"Hello. It's me. I was wondering if after all this time you still had all the money you owe me."
Next Joke
"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."
"Moths are the hobos of the insect world."
"My gf said ""tie me up and do what you want"" so I duct taped her to the headboard and went to the bar"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool"
"'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' are frequently used interchangeably... ... but never at a funeral."
"What's the difference between snow men and snow women? Snow balls."
"What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume? Give him the sheet music."
"What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"what has 150 legs and 7 teeth? the front row to a Willie Nelson concert"