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Joke of the Day

"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"

"Where does bad light end up? In a prism."

"Why should you never have oral sex? It really sucks."

"Wifey: We should get a chest freezer. Me: We don't need a freezer that big. Wifey: What if we need to hide bodies? Me: I love you."

"Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race? Because they're not garbage collectors."

"What do McDonald's and a pedophile have in common? They both stick their meat between seven-year-old buns."

"4-year-old: Why do robbers steal money? Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff? She's a criminal mastermind."

"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."

"I'm on a seafood diet If I see food and it's a fish I eat it edit: /r/jokes is not the place for dry humor. note to self: more corn and cheese"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero. The other is a simple command."