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Joke of the Day

"Where does bad light end up? In a prism."

"Apple has created a new product only for the Chinese It's called i-opener"

"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."

"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"

"Tianjin's disaster could have been prevented... After all, the experts have warned us that China's population might explode."

"The lights in my house love me... ...because I always turn them on."

"boys love girls who go barefoot in the summer and comment on the texture of grass and say ""ouch rocks"" when walking on rocks"

"Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip? ...because lions only understand .rars"

"Mom: Any big plans today? Me: Yes, of course, my friend is coming over and... Mom: The mail doesn't come on Sundays. Me: Oh, then no. :'("

"What kind of bird does not make babies? A swallow"