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Joke of the Day

"I'm on a seafood diet If I see food and it's a fish I eat it edit: /r/jokes is not the place for dry humor. note to self: more corn and cheese"

"How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces."

"A Dirty Limerick There once was a woman from Cue, Who filled her vagina with glue, She said with a grin, ""If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too."""

"I know it's a tetherball pole in a public park. But, where else can I practice my sweet, sexy dance moves on a Sunday morning?"

"I quit my job at the helium factory today I won't stand to be spoke to in that tone of voice"

"When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!"

"Lesbians are like stray cats. There are more of them than you think."

"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"

"In a way people that work in coffee shops are also First Responders. #Heroes"

"How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? ""Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"""