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Joke of the Day

"Some people wouldn't know good literature even if... ...they got slapped across the face with a Moby Dick."

"What's the best part about being a mohel? (someone who performs circumcisions in the Jewish religion) The tips."

"Guy told me I have ""Bambi eyes""...is that even a compliment? Oh god, please don't shoot my mother."

"What do you call a whistle-blower in a blizzard Edward Snowed-in"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? 1:""Why was 6 afraid of 7?"" 2:""Because 7 ate 9"" 1:""Ah very good, but why doesn't it matter?"" 2:...I don't know 1:""because 6, 7 ate. 6 was already a goner"""

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"README.TXT Thank you for reading me. (I actually came across this once...)"

"I don't get people that talk to themselves"

"I came here to kick ass and chew gum... And I've got new, longer-lasting Stride, so we'll be here for a while."