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Joke of the Day

"Are You From Boston? Because you're the bomb..."

"Beware: Butterball Turkeys Recalled !! The factory forgot to butter their balls."

"So, the KGB walks into a bar... ...and they start, uh... they... I, uh... I don't know. I didn't see *anything*; I swear!"

"If I were Hillary, I'd ask Michelle Obama to stay on as first lady."

"This hammock is the most relaxing thing I've ever had slingshot me point blank into the ground."

"Yes acupuncture is an ""ancient technique."" Other ""ancient techniques"" included leeches and dying from plague. I'm good with drugs thanks."

"I have a rare mental condition that makes me see a gold next to my submit on reddit Edit: Thanks for the gold!"

"Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash Even though I think its art It belongs in the trash"

"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."

"What do you call two chess enthusiasts bragging in a lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."