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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a super hero. The other is a simple command."

"What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet"

"My technique with women is, I sneak up behind them and scream obscenities in their ear when they turn round I'm wearing a nice sweater and holding a kitten. I call it Shock and Awwww!'"

"The blood moon last night got me so excited I was over the moon!"

"what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist"

"There are two pedophiles on a beach... one says to the other ""get out of my son"""

"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""

"Have you ever nicknamed somebody Penny.. because they didn't make a lot of sense?"

"I tried changing my password to ""brazildefense"" but Reddit said it was too weak hope you find it funny!"

"Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest"