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Joke of the Day
"I hate it when the used car salesman is just a car wearing a suit."
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"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"
"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."
"If I was a Doctor, my prescription pad would just read: ""Smoke 2 joints, eat ALL the chicken"""
"What do you call a high definition piss? 1080 Pee -- My roommate"
"If you don't already know your Miranda rights from watching TV and movies, you're kind of an idiot."
"Someone broke into the local police station and stole the toilet. Right now the cops have nothing to go on."
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stays up all night wondering if dog exists."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves."
"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"