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Joke of the Day

"A joke that never ends.. I would like to start a thread that everyone adds to the joke and see how creative we can all get"

"I sent the guy on the couch to the store for bread. I'll get 6 texts and a phone call and he'll come back with peaches."

"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""

"I've never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?"

"If apples grow on an apple tree, where do chickens grow? A poultry"

"The blood moon last night got me so excited I was over the moon!"

"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"

"Unfortunate man comes back from a war A man was relieved from service after losing his feet. His wife subsequently left him because she was lactose intolerant."

"What do you call Italian marijuana? A pizza joint"

"Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale."