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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool? What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens"

"Why are Jewish Men Circumcised? Because Jewish Women won't buy anything unless it's 25% off. You're welcome Reddit"

"The first rule of winter sex The one who has a running nose has to be under the other."

"Where do hamburgers go to dance? To a meatball."

"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"

"Ever get high off of watching Rambo? I got really Stalloned the other night."

"I kidnapped this girl last night... And she yelled ""Please, I don't want to die a virgin!"". If that isn't consent, I don't know what is."

"If I were Spock, I would spend 24 hours a day saying things like ""get out of my Vulcan face"" and ""are you Vulcan kidding me?"""

"A priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar... and the bartender says ""What is this? A joke?"""

"What is r/jokes' main function? ctrl+v"